Joke of the Day

The United Nations held a conference to determine once and for all the answer to the question: what is one plus one? No mathematician had ever been able to resolve this question definitively, so the UN invited three of the most brilliant minds on the planet to the conference: a psychologist, an engineer, and an accountant.

After much deliberating, the psychologist said that the answer was probably two, but needed a second opinion.

The engineer took out his slide rule, and calculated the answer to be 1.9999999. That was the closest he could get.

The accountant simply responded with: “What would you like the answer to be?”

Quotable Quotes

“The whole art of government consists in the art of being honest.”

Thomas Jefferson